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TORNADO! (5-7-96) Star - Fox

I'm a tornado chaser who goes up against the worst kind of tornado imaginable. What the heck, we beat "Twister" by three days.

IN THE LINE OF DUTY: BLAZE OF GLORY (1/5/97) Star - NBC

Lori Loughlin and I terrorize Chicago as yuppie bank robbers. The beards are SUPPOSED to look fake...

ASSAULT ON DOME 4 (2/15/97) Co-Star - Sci Fi Channel

This is "Die Hard" without a budget. As Alex Windham, an intergalactic criminal, I take a mining colony hostage in outer space and threaten to blow up the Earth. I say threaten, because we couldn't afford to really do it...

MENNO'S MIND (1998) Co-star - The Movie Channel

I play a computer rebel who sends Bill Campbell on his adventures through a treacherous cyber-world. Hey, isn't he my Brother?

THE LOVE BUG (Spring 1998) Star - Disney/ABC

I'm a jaded, pissed off jerk of a mechanic (Hank) who has Herbie the Love Bug thrust upon him. Ultimately, Hank and the lovable hunk of metal bond-o...I mean BOND...

GOLD RUSH (March 8, 1998) Star - Disney/ABC

I'm a well-meaning rogue who leads a company of gold diggers (headed by Alyssa Milano) into the Alaska tundra.